http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a49621/virginia-trump-fan-gun-office/
"This clown is in a strip mall, outside an office in which people are doing nothing more deadly than stuffing envelopes, but he's the one who's being persecuted, so he needs to keep his shootin' 'arn close at hand in the event that a lady with blue hair comes at him with a stamped envelope."
